Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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