if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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