He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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