she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
