I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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