some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
ttyl tear gas
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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