The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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