david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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