I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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