I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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