hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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