So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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