I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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