your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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