On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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