i just google imaged poop.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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