please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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