For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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