Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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