Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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