My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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