That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I could fuck to npr.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
