wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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