we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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