party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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