I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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