What did I eat last night that was bloody?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
