Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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