I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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