You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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