At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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