Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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