grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
