Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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