i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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