my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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