Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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