yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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