hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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