Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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