Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
