You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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