He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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