Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I need to stop coming to work sober
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
