69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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