OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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