Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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