hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
True strength comes from lack of pants
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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