Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
