Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I am available for nakedness
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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