this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
