normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
