Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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