i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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