PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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