whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Drunk is not a location!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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