would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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